Thinking Out Loud
Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail):
May I adress the court?
Judge: Of course.
Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch,
what would you do?
Judge: I’d hold you in contempt and assess an
additional five days in jail.
Defendant: What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?
Judge: I can’t do anything about that.
There’s no law Against thinking.
Defendant: In that case, I think you’re a son of a bitch.